Brief Author Bio:

the correct recipe for making hannah is adding gay lawyers, mostly, combined with lots of writing, sociopaths, imagination, and procrastination. throw in loads of nintendo fangirl. add a pinch of world of wacraft and OCD tendencies. Bake at 375 degrees (F) until pale. top with uncontrollable frizzy hair and impulsivity.

hannah's preferred tunes are AMERICAN ROCK, ZOMG. her favorite artists are nine inch nails, the red hot chilli peppers, something corporate, jack's mannequin, brand new, the killers, incubus, the goo goo dolls, green day, fall out boy, bowling for soup, and the bare naked ladies. she would hit anthony kiedis, johnny rzeznik, and trent reznor because they are quite hot. she would not hit andrew mcmahon because he looks funny even though he's damn good at playing piano and singing.

her favorite foods are chocolate, peanut butter, and oreos. her favorite tv shows are ninja warrior (sasuke), mythbusters, the daily show, and the colbert report. she is an agnostic flaming liberal who loves queers, abortions and independent thought. she dislikes war, evangelicals, and idiots. stand back, she's going to try *science!*

hannah hates capital letters, tomatoes, gwb and oliver twist.