Brief Author Bio:

Geoff was born in a monastery in 1843 to survivors of the Great Sheep Massacre of South West Wales. He grew up building giant robots to battle the evil dinosaurs that threatened the townsfolk who raised him, before attending military boarding school at an undisclosed location near Ipswich. He was described as having an "active imagination", but turned down the opportunity to work in sales.

Geoff frequently writes for food, and dislikes Tuesdays.