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Slapstick Warning
Novel: The The
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
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About Slapstick Warning

Location: Anywhere but Brisbane

Age:16

Website: www.moorelies.com

Favorite novels: The Husband, Moby-Dick, Catcher in the Rye

Favorite writers: Myself of course, Dean Koontz

Favorite music: Anything with a good beat, not country, RnB, pop, hardcore, emo, screaming, ah...

Non-noveling interests: Being perfect

Joined date: November 6, 2007

NaNoWriMo posts: 1

NaNoWriMo buddies: 3

 


The The
an excerpt

They say you learn a lot from the people around you. What have I learnt... a load of bull, really. I may as well tell the story. My story. Yes, me. The lonely little geek in the black cardigan. Do you know me? I sure hope not. or else then I'd know you, right? And by the chance of you reading this story, I guess that's a coincidence. Or are you after me? That wouldn’t make you the only one. See, I have some kind of weird powers. No, I’m not any Superman, or anything. But I have perfection power. I know, crazy. But it’s true! I’ve had it ever since I could remember.

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