Jer was the finest example of the basic “human” for thousands of miles. He was very light of hair, unlike his darker haired race… You know, one could just call Jer a freak.
While the average Wavirnian could be described as seven feet tall, extremely hairy, and looking towards the general disposition as the offspring of a mutated bear and a chimpanzee, Jer was none of these things. He was five foot, thinly-haired and looked as if the primate side of the twisted union had taken dominance. Therefore, his friends and family took to calling him “Our Human”, a mildly insulting term, considering that they extinct and generally unintelligent species. It is as if I called you “As dumb as a dodo”, or “A few atoms light of a nuclear war”. You understand.