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an excerpt

“I watched you on the T.V. talking about how the Warlus scourge is going to come obliterate us,” said the Ape Doctor, “And I’ve decided it’s my destiny to stop this scourge of Warlus’s from destroying us all. I’ve seen some sadistics, stadlistics, stadistics, statistics, yes, statistics, which say you’ll have better luck stopping Warlus’s if you have a sidekick with you. Therefore, I’d like you to be my sidekick and help me stop the Warlus hoard.” The Ape Doctor finished talking, and stood smiling goofily at Yohanmi.
“Would you really?” Asked Yohanmi, surprised.
“Yes, I would.” Replied the Ape Doctor.
“Oh, alright…but really, do you want me to be your sidekick?” Asked Yohanmi.
“Um, yes…I do.” Replied the Ape Doctor slowly.
“Oh, great!...but really, do you?” Asked Yohanmi again.
“No Yohanmi, I don’t.” said the Ape Doctor sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
“Stop lying to me!” howled Yohanmi. “I can’t take this! Stop lying!” Yohanmi then burst into tears and began licking the fluffy chair he was sitting in.
“What are you DOING?!” Shouted the Ape Doctor, pulling Yohanmi away from the chair.
“Sorry, I panicked.” Replied Yohanmi calmly.
The Ape Doctor gave him an odd look and then said “Alright…let’s go back to my apartment and discuss our plans for stopping the Warluses while we eat Cocoa Puffs.”