Synopsis:

1. A prince locked in a tower grows a long beard, so the hero can climb up and rescue him.
2. A hero rescues a prince, but later regrets it and kills him.
3. Instead of fighting the witch, the hero becomes her apprentice.
4. The hero decides on a career change; she* becomes a witch.
5.Two heroes rescue a prince, but get disillusioned when they find out he's a complete jerk; one of the heroes would rather be a witch anyway.

OK people, how would you rate these out of 10?
10 = very interested in reading this, and 1 = not interested at all.

*I'm using hero as a gender-neutral term, because heroine sounds like someone that needs to be rescued.