Brief Author Bio:

This sentence is the first sentence in Veronica's author bio. This sentence says that the author does not know what to say about herself. This sentence comments on the deliciousness of Ramen. This sentence agrees, but points out that the previous sentence was entirely out of context.

This is the first sentence in a new paragraph, and could be the last, depending on its placement. This sentence explains that self-referential sentences were not the author's own idea. This sentence attempts to give credit but fails. This sentence contains a link: http://beebo.org/smackerels/this-is-the-title.html . This is the first sentence in a new paragraph, and could be the last, depending on its placement.

This sentence once more comments on the fact that Ramen is quite yummy. This sentence points out to the other sentences that they should get back on track, if that track even existed in the first place. This sentence agrees.

These. Are sentence. Fragments.

This sentence informs the reader that the author whos profile you are viewing likes writing short stories better than novels. This sentence says that fact was not always true. This sentence points out that the previous two sentences do not matter, because the author is planning on enjoying nanowrimo for the second year. This sentence would like to add on to the previous sentence, but fails. This sentence attempts to make up for the failure of the previous sentence, but also fails. This sentence finally says what the last three sentences were trying to say, which is that nanowrimo is for writing novels, not for writing stories. This sentence is relieved that it is at the end of the paragraph.

This sentence tries to end the author bio, but is interrupted by-- This sentence makes itself dictator of the author bio, and declares the author bio finished.