Brief Author Bio:

Born and raised on Maryland's Eastern Shore, wendiig0 overcame a slew of childhood diseases and disorders, among them anorexia, bulimia, Munchausen-by-proxy Syndrome, and hypochondria, all by the tender age of 6. On his thirteenth birthday, he discovered a way to travel through time and space, only to forget it after a sugar induced coma following a visit to a Krispy Kreme factory.

After being run out of his native village by torch and ferret-wielding farmers, young wendiig0 stalked the wilds of Vermont, posing as a homeless person, a college student, a beer taster, and a talk radio personality. His lust for adventure and buxom redheads was never sated, so in 2003 he journeyed to northeastern Pennsylvania to mine coal and seek coal miner's daughters. However, his wife convinced him to work in the tech support field again, as he was a consummate BS artist and something of an extrovert geek.

It is here he has remained, pondering the mysteries of the world and his navel, forever seeking the unknown that lies but footsteps from his backyard, just under the present his dog left for him.