Synopsis: My Boyfriend Was Kidnapped By Alien Fairy Gangsters

My character's love interest was abducted and then raised by space aliens posing as fairies (the aliens in question exist in a Mount Olympus-inspired gangster society and raise human children rather than take the risk of procreating with one another.) This was highly traumatic for all concerned. Now he's back, teaching her how to fly and control the weather and make herself four inches tall, but the aliens have scary and unpleasant plans for our planet. Also, her therapy and tuition bills are threatening to put her in permanent bondage to her creditors.