Brief Author Bio:

Born in the backwoods of the great northwest and raised in the bliss of rural 70's america. But alas, at eighteen years old and six foot tall, I could not carry a chainsaw with a 34 inch bar for an extended distance through the woods. I simply wasn't lumberjack material, so I was banished to military service. I survived 21-plus years with uncle sugar being shot at in various locations throughout the world until he opened his arms and placed me, gingerly onto the rich soils of the southeast. I now reside in the Wiregrass--it's not quite Hell, but you can see it from my back door.