Brief Author Bio:

Matthias is the alias and generally accepted online name for Matthew Burrows, a college student of miniscule importance at Arizona State University, desperately trying to get his bachelor's degree in underwater basket weaving...I mean journalism.

But seriously, wouldn't it be kickass to say you were an underwater basket weaver?

Anyway, Matthew originally hails from San Jose, California, so he automatically gained 5 ranks in Knowledge (Technology), Knowledge (Anime), and Perform (Liberalism). There, his family consists of an exceedingly patient mother and father, a younger brother who is ten times more awesome than him anyway, and a dog with an unnecessarily long name. (Sir Drakmoor Clan Piper III, if you wnated to know.)

When not writing, Matthias is pestering his flatmates, drinking copious amounts of tea, or chatting about various topics of international importance with his ring of advisors.

He lives for a song, he dies for a kiss, and he totally did not just borrow that last line from a 1951 movie called The Court Jester staring Danny Kaye.