Brief Author Bio:

My life story would take some time to write, so I'll summarize it.

I was born. I babbled for some years, and wrote my first story in Kindegarten. It was about me joining the circus with my friends, but my sister stealing our costumes out of jealousy.

I was brilliant from a young age, obviously.

Choir basically defined my existence during late elementary school and all of middle school, when the cliques teamed up to shun me. Halfway through middle school, however, I rediscovered my love of (and talent for?) writing, and steadily improved over the years. I have since met my literary superior, and learned not to die if what I write is not an absolute masterpiece. That's some progress, no?