Brief Author Bio:

Wendy was found wandering the streets as an infant, trading strange pictures and knick knacks for baby food, which she negotiated for with odd burps and gurgles. Most of the images she traded depicted people whose feet never touched the ground, which always faded into a painting of a bowl of fruit within a day.

She was adopted at the age of seven by wandering mendicants who trained her in the art of limerick-writing and web development.

She currently resides in Western Australia, where she is a bellydancer and online project developer.