Synopsis: Super

You know those cartoons and comic books where the repressed villain tears through the streets in a fit of rage, blowing up cars and threatening to destroy the entire city? In an ideal world, the superhero would swoop in to prevent the catastrophe. Buildings would be repaired and traffic lights would be replaced as if nothing unusual had occurred.

In York's world, however, his prized car is not covered by insurance, and the only heroes his city can depend on are a self-absorbed Hollywood import, a twelve-year-old skateboarder, and a physically unfit ninja clan whose training is derived entirely from watching episodes of Naruto. And if no one else will step up to the plate, what's an average joe to do?

Play for the other side, of course.