Brief Author Bio:

I've tried NaNo before, but couldn't conform to the time limit. Something about the deadline kept me from writing. Outside of November, I can write anything I want. I've written 75,000 words in a week before (my boss was on vacation shhh). I don't make a habit of writing at work, but when my work is done and I've seen the latest LOLcats what else is there to do to pass the time? Seriously.

I'm a single mother of two. My youngest turns thirteen in November and the oldest isn't going to live to see sixteen in March if he doesn't stop rolling his eyes at me when I ask him to do the dishes. I'm narcissistic and find myself very amusing. Occasionally other people think I'm funny too, but not funny haha unfortunately.