Excerpt: The Adventures And Fancies Of A Young Writer

Back to my day at City College: I saw all the guys I had crushes on in my English class in the cafeteria plotting to get girls. So I said “You guys suck ass at flirting.” Everyone went silent and stared at me. Someone said “Dude you don’t decide who’s good or not.” “What bitch said that?” “Which” “Which bitch said that?” Everyone laughed. I turned around and saw it was them. They saw it was me and said “What the hell.” And “What the fuck if your problem” “You don’t plot to get girls you just flirt with them.” Everyone started talking immediately. The guys were grinning. They ran off. I got my food and drink and as I left all the girls were laughing and the guys were grinning. By the time I reached the door everyone was laughing even people outside were laughing. Apparently those were the popular guys at City College. Though I already knew that because they were in my class. Outside Renee, the evil witch, confronted me and said “We don’t need your outlandish views on W-” She was looking around at the other girls for support.