Brief Author Bio:

I tried to write my life as a song, but it wouldn't rhyme nicely or match up to a catchy beat, so instead I'm trying to write it all down as a story. It might never be published and it might never be read, but it will be told through humorous stories, moral tales, and dragged-out paragraphs that people only listen to because they're an audience held hostage by their crazy old aunt who smells, and you simply can't disrespect her. I don't expect people will laugh, cry, reach an epitome of any type, or even enjoy it, because I already did all of those things and they just have to listen to it. Hopefully, however, they can learn from the mistakes I made and be a tad wiser for it all.

PS My favorite color is blue. X3