Excerpt: An Inconvenient Bunny

Once upon a time there was a bunny that lived in a burrow deep within a mountain made of chocolate. On one idle Tuesday, the bunny noticed that his ceiling seemed a bit saggier and less solid than was typical. He quickly hopped outside to assess the situation and discovered that the chocolate mountain was melting. “Well, isn't that just an unfortunate turn of events,” the bunny muttered to himself, nibbling on a bit of carrot.
Suddenly, the bunny was startled by a deep and booming voice. “It's global warming!” Whirling around to find the source of the voice, the bunny found himself face to face with Al Gore.
“Global warming?” the bunny asked.
“Global warming,” Al repeated. “Replace your incandescent light bulbs.”
The bunny's little nose twitched and somewhere nearby a fly got caught in a spider's web.
“Is there anything I can do to save my home?” the bunny inquired. Al Gore stared deep into the bunny's soul for a moment, picked something out of his teeth, then drew a deep breath. “There is one thing. Never before has such a thing been attempted.” The bunnies eyes dilated in anxiousness. “You must travel to Washington.” Al Gore paused for a moment and tilted his head back, as if falling into prayer. “You must kill every Republican in congress.”
The bunny glanced back at his delicious chocolatey mountain estate, glistening in the hot Tuesday sun. He knew what had to be done.