Brief Author Bio:

I am in the North East of England, at the Seaside, between the long fall sewage outlet and the nuclear power station. I have 5 kids, (Gothson, No2 Son, The Roving Pink Marshmallow of Havoc, Mickey Dripping and 'The Baby'), and a long-suffering husband, all of whom have the requisite number of limbs, heads and other appendages, and I write to forget. I also knit and read the "People's Friend" cos I just am. that. sad. :-D The more useless a fact is, the more likely I am to remember it forever, but if you ask me where the *thingy* is or what I did yesterday I have got NO IDEA. I fully and freely admit to reading and thinking and having opinions. I am short, fat, balding, freckled and the rest is subject to change without notice.