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why hello gentle readers, and welcome to this very tangly mess also known as my brain.. i do hope you brought some breadcrumbs as i requested in your orientation handbooks as it does get quite dark and very confusing... you may never find your way out again mwahaha... not quite sure why i signed up for 30 days of madness this year i must have lost my mind (oh wait i think it may be that pink squishy matter you mistook for a chair... no matter i wasn't really using it anyway) but i did take a yr off from my evil uni degree of death so i guess this is my academic achievement for the yr... shh it does so count... anyway what can i say about me? i'm a vegetarian, animal lover, gemini (that says it all really...) i love my zoo and my friends, i like old things - old cars old books old music (on vinyl of course...none of this newfangled mp3 crap... old stuff should stay old...) in fact im quite looking forward to being an old person... i've made plans and stuff... but enough about that... I'm definately a little bit weird ... in fact i rather pride myself on my strangeness, i think everyone owes it to the world to create something new and do something noone has ever done before... be it an idea or a song or a weird trick with your double jointed toe.... after all (yes the shameless plugging of my favourite quote....) as e.e. cummings wrote:

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting

and yes i have just made myself one of those terrible clichéd people who spout quotes as if they were their own knowledge. pfft whatever....