Synopsis: Torri and the End of the World or; Angels Fall, Everyone Dies

Due to a clerical error in the celestial bureaucracy, Torri Salas wakes up to find that the end of the world has passed and she is the last human on earth. As far as Armageddons go, it was a fairly quiet affair that simply snatched up all humans and the higher class of dolphin and left the Earth to rot. (It's later found out that the reason God skipped through the whole 'Revelations' and 'four horseman' thing was because He stopped to play a game of D&D and lost track of the time, meaning He had to skip a lot of -what Torri would call- 'the good stuff' to remain on schedule. Apparently, the world was supposed to end after the Mets won back in 2006).

For a few months, maybe a year, it’s a very quiet end of the world.

Then angels start falling out of the sky and landing any which where, leaving trash, feathers, and unsightly stains all around what she by now believes to be HER city. They are there to claim the world and start their own society from scratch, a sort of second chance. The problem? They're all mental in one form or another. As the only truly sane being on the planet (and the only one who knows how proper Earth physics works, and how to use the can opener), Torri now finds herself babysitting a bunch of injured, disagreeable, bi-polar, psychopathic, paranoid, manic depressive, schizophrenic and occasionally homicidal angels who don't know the meaning of 'personal space', some of which hate her for being human, some of which think she's a cute little monkey who can do neat tricks with the TV remote and garage opener, and others who think they should be the calling the shots and ruling the world so they can have a turn at smiting stuff.

A troublemaking Grigori (Shemyazza) decides that Earth alone isn't enough for him, and so proceeds to rip the universe a new one in order to bring in a few eldritch abominations from the next few universes over. With his unmentionable army he intends to take over hell, then heaven.

("Wait, you're taking over hell too? Isn't that- jeez, I don't know, against the fallen angel code or something?"
"Why would that be?" said Shem.
"I don't know. I just figured Lucifer-"
"Fuck Lucifer. "
"What?"
"You heard me. Fuck Lucifer. He didn't lift even one of his thoroughly God damned fingers to get us out of the pit. Fuck him.")

So now aliens ranging from small green dudes with large heads and lasers to huge, mind-exploding tentacled things are showing up, and it's up to Torri, Jhudiel -The Warden sent to make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen- and a haphazard group of the heavenly rejects to try and sew the universe back together.