Synopsis: The Guardian

"Somebody's been causing trouble again. I won't name any names, but it's totally the villain."

"It wasn't me!"

"Oh, come on. We all know it was you, you and your darkness, and your dark ways."

"Maybe I had a hand in organizing it, but it was totally the henchmen's faults, I didn't hurt anyone."

*Glares.*

"Well, er, maybe that is kind of the same thing."

*Glares.*

"Okay, so what do we do?"

"We? Pfft. There's no 'we' in villain/superhero relationships. It looks like our hero is going to have to clean up your mess again, alone, just like he always does."

"Are you mad at me?"

"No, Villain, just disappointed."

"Aw, that's even worse."

"Yes, Villain, yes it is. Maybe you should think about that next time you decide to start something."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Your Southern manners aren't fooling anyone. Now go to your room and pray."