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TheSaphireAlchemist
Novel: In Reality...
Genre: Fantasy
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About TheSaphireAlchemist

Location: Peachtree City, GA

Home Region:
USA :: Georgia :: Elsewhere

Age:20

Favorite novels: LOTR, Pern series, H2G2, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Coraline, Stardust, Ironside

Favorite writers: J. R. R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, Ray Bradburry, Douglas Adams, Anne McCafrey, Issac Assimov, Frank Herbert

Favorite music: None

Non-noveling interests: Sci-Fi/Fantasy TV, Movies, paleontology, origami, art

Joined: October 5, 2009

This Year: Official Participant

NaNoWriMo History:

NaNoWriMo posts: 36

NaNoWriMo buddies: 1

 

Brief Author Bio:

A bit about me:

I that all men ought to wear suits, as they look a billion times sexier in them. Except for Neil Gaimen, he's still aloud to wear his leather jacket.

I think that women ought to dress in corsets, like in Victorian times. I myself plan to purchase a corset soon, and already own a bodice.

I think that everyone ought to speak like it's the nineteen-twenties. Ishkabible!

I think all these things ought to happen all at once, and yet somehow be in the future, and be cyber-punk.

I ponder if I should write this...

(I also have blue eyes, brown hair, am tall, female, and think David Tennent is hot, but what relevance is that to my profile?)

Synopsis: In Reality...

'In Reality...' is is the story of a girl named Marie from the northeastern US, who, in the great tradition of fantasy, is sent into a magical world. There she learns she is, of course, the 'chosen one.' The world's only hope in defeating an Evil King. She also can influence the world around her, a place consequently designed mostly by kids who'd read too many books. So she sets out with her guide, the one who told her all this, of course. A centaur by the name of Averris, who wears a leather jacket and doesn't really care if she succeeds. He's just doing what he was made for.

A sort of an exploration/satire of fantasy cliche's that often crop up in these sorts of stories. What would happen if you really could not die? If there were actually a fantasy world ruled over by children, how messed up a place would it be? Why is that centaur wearing a leather jacket?

Excerpt: In Reality...

“Evil mountain trolls?” Marie said, “Who in there right mind made evil, murderous mountain trolls!”
“Well, non of you people are in your right minds, so I don't find it that surprising!” Avirren snarled. “And what happened, little miss fencer?”
“Well, it's not like you were so useful against them!”
“I'm a ranged combatant. That means I'm no good from about ten feet away.”
“Shouldn't it be easier to shot something standing right in front of you?”
“Will you two stop it?” Fred cried, “We're all in this mess together. Now how do we get out?”
“Well, maybe if we had a dragon so we could …”
“Well we don't!” Fred snapped, shifting his wings slightly.
“We could atrtack them, escape!” Marie suggested.
“From the bottom of a hole, are you serious?” the centaur broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
“They have to take us out sometime!”
“Yeah, when they're ready to cook us!”
Fred sighed, breaking the tension. “He's right, you know. For once.”
“I could always sing a song, to help …” Olgberion began.
“NO!” Marie and Avirren cried.
“That is perhaps no the best course of action, good elf,” said Fred.
Olgberion sighed, “I mean a spell song. I am a bard, you know. I can do magic.”
Marie blinked. Sh had almost forgot the magic part of bards, after hours of Olgberion's singing. “I suppose, if you could help.”
“Of course,” he grined.
He adjusted his mandolin, and played through a few chords, his brow furrowed in concentration.
“Will you get on with saving us already,” Avirren said.
“You can't rush these things,” the bard replied.
He plucked the opening notes of the song, and began to sing:
Risin' up, back on the street

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