Brief Author Bio:

Born and raised in Clarkston, MI (Oakland county, 12 miles north of Pontiac, part of the southeastern region, tri-county area often just referred to as Detroit, as if the entire city took over three counties!). Given a choice between staying at home and getting a job until I could move out or go to college. Went to college. 3.5 years of trying to get a degree and drink myself to death. Epic fail on both accounts. Met, later married, current and only wife, who gave me three reasons to want to live another day. Stay at home dad before the movie Mr. Mom came out (refused to sue, although there were those that suggested I do so). Back to school, got degree: Theater major, Film minor; Would you like fries with that? Just turned 50, have yet to write first novel. Ass: Lazy. Why the hell not? This will not be an attempt to write The Great American Novel (whatever that may be) but just the one that has been festering inside for at least for decades. Well, one of them, anyway. 'Bout damn' time, ain't it?

ONWARD.