Brief Author Bio:

I am a divorced mother of the four coolest, smartest, most talented, most beautiful, wittiest most athletic kids on the planet, who also happen to hold the esteemed honor of being the ONLY people in the world without whom...I simply could not survive. Curiously - I get along with their dad/my ex (well...mostly). I have two ghetto dogs. I am a voracious online dater and at the rate I'm going, it's likely that I will reach maven status before the year comes to a close...*sigh*...Subsequently I have become an irritatingly verbose blogger on the subject (even been called "The Queen of the Modifiers"...this was NOT a compliment) I snowboard in the Winter and play in water as often as and wherever possible - during the Summer. I live in the boondocks. Most of my buddies are absurdly young...I like to party...