Brief Author Bio:

There is far less interesting about me than is fairly nondescript and not worth mentioning. I have "attempted" this once before but I cannot remember the year and so will not be checking a year off in the list below the box in which I am currently composing this brief bio, which I suppose is to stand for biography and not biology or biohazard. Dear God, I truly hope it does not stand for brief biohazard! That would be incredibly inconvenient.

If you enjoyed this biography, you are likely the sort that would stand patiently in line for up to three hours and not talk (at my future publisher's request, certainly not mine) and wait for me to misspell your name on the cover page of the novel which I will likely not complete this month.

You will also pay a heavy markup cost for the book at a national book chain (even after their ridiculous book club discount).

Enjoy.