Synopsis: Mind Over Matter

Elian Ashbur is a sweet 15 year old boy who never really grew up. Ulmer Roth is a cynical 17 year old, who's older than his years. They've both left home to go work on a Skybus, a giant, floating vehicle that transports thousands in the world of 2153. Will the two bond by having to work together on the bus? Will they be put in the same room, perchance, or have to unify against another crew member, or maybe a solve a mystery or something,and form an unlikely and timeless friendship?
Well, no. Because as while transported using state of the art (and sometimes glitchy) technology, they're accidentally put into the body of a 12 year old girl. And when Elian does something incredibly stupid later- and it, (as all incredibly stupid things) gets on the internet- the two are forced into the most incredible and confusing (you should trust me on that, I'm the author) adventure of their life- involving children with guns, Mister Rodgers, grand theft auto (as in actual theft, not the game), people who think they're werewolves (well, only just one), festering rainbows, cat-dog hybrids, a blind mad scientist who doubles as a doctor and talent scout, incredibly bloody dream sequences that might be relevant, flying octopi, and the world's worst granola bars.
Oh, and did I mention that everyone wants to kill them?