Synopsis: Unmagnificent Lives

A gym class shower prank gets blown out of proportion. An Emergency Medical Technician moonlights as a masked vigilante. A young man ejaculates into a toilet, then fantasizes about assaulting the object of his erection. And every mess can be cleaned up with Clorox wipes. So, drink a Diet Pepsi, smoke a Cambridge cigarette, and spend some time in the lightly connected, restless, sympathetic lives of the men and women who exist between the pages of Unmagnificent Lives and see the world through their sad, troubled eyes.