Genre: Romance
About MystakaphorosLocation: Terre Haute, IN Home Region: Age:28 Favorite novels: Shit, most of 'em are medieval poets. But I guess I liked Satanic Verses a lot, and Of Mice and Men is about as soul-crushing as one could ask for. Before that... um.... Asimov's Foundation series and the Lester Del Ray books? Oh, and who could forget Pat Frank's "Alas, Babylon"? Perhaps one of the key formative novels for me. Favorite music: I can't listen to music and write at the same time. I have to partake in each separately. Alcohol, on the other hand... Non-noveling interests: D&D, Talmud, and klezmer. Oh, and folk guitar. |
Joined: November 1, 2009 This Year: Official Participant NaNoWriMo History: NaNoWriMo posts: 4 NaNoWriMo buddies: 8
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Brief Author Bio: I teach English 101 as a TA at ISU. So I'm broke as hell. And I geek out reading rabbinical texts. |
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Synopsis: Brains, Love, and Shotgun Shells
Before he completes the transformation into a zombie, Zadie Hoffman blows off her boyfriend Kyle's head. What's a single girl to do in the midst of the zombie apocalypse? Aided by the mysterious Juan Carlos, Zadie sets off in search of love, ammunition, and the perfect pastrami on rye. Hilarity ensues.
Excerpt: Brains, Love, and Shotgun Shells
Though they’d agreed at the inception of their relationship that it would be for the best, Zadie still had second thoughts about pulling the trigger and splattering her lover’s brains all over the cinder-block wall behind him. She and Kyle had shared some good times running from the restless dead for the past year or so. Time was meaningless without electricity, but with Kyle, it didn’t matter what they did. Landmines at sunrise. High noon, pistols at ten paces, blasting the decaying faces off those sorry undead sons of bitches. Sharing a bottle of cheap champagne and his scoped .308 up on top of the Hilton.
The only rules they had in those times were the ones they made for themselves. And the key rule was an oath more binding than matrimony. “Till death do us part” wasn’t enough in this day and time. Their rule was simple: if either one became infected with the Z-virus, the other would shoot to kill. End of story.
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