Excerpt: [not really writing a novel]

Oh those vampire fighting days, now that was a good old time. It’s true, bunny rabbits used to be well known as being fierce vampire hunters. Their quick reflexes and lightning speed and sharp little teeth were especially good at doing battle with such creatures of the night. Van Helsing had a bunny rabbit, didn’t you know? Those cute little chompers on that cute little bunny were terror to the vampire kind.