Synopsis: The God's Training Camp: "Oh God, why me?"

Strange things start happening to Becky and Clyde the moment they meet each other, and not exactly the most pleasing of things. Their often unwanted adventures drag them across the world and through to others. Thing is, they have no idea what is going on... for a while. Until the narrator lets slip the secret that the writer had heard from his good friend who often converses with a priest who talks with a police man, who is good friends with the guru who talks with God that God is holding a training camp for other Gods, and Becky and Clyde are the training set. Things then turn to attempts to reach either the guru, or go straight to God themselves.