Synopsis: Mmmm...Crunchy!

A scientist bent on world domination may have discovered a method of mind control using "the perfect snack meme." Creating a cheese snack with an addictive crunch that hooked all of his test subjects, Dr. Milo Tubright is poised to unleash this perfect snack. Or, he will be after releasing a test line, of course.

Sherman, Texas is the unsuspecting recipient of Tubright's dire snack efforts, a puffed cheese ball marketed as Cheez-E-Os. But once the snack is in the wild, the horrible truth is revealed: These crunchy balls are so addicting that people will KILL to have more.

Tubright sends a minion to investigate, and Henchperson John Whitecrow ventures into the panicked town with the lovely and psychotic assistance of Susan, the receptionist. The hench duo quickly run across Annabelle Blossom, Sherman's plucky hero cop. John tries to put together a plan of containment, but the police call in the national guard for a quarantine. The police wrongly belive that they are dealing with the effect of a virus, and only the viallain and the hero know the real cause of the madness.

Now trapped inside the quarantine zone, John, Annabelle and Susan must study this crunchy delicious threat.

John thinks things can't get any worse, and he's wrong. Some of the snackers have discovered a replacement sound to satisfy their urges: the wet crunch of human bone. Will John and Annabelle be able to stop the snackers and get back to the lab with his sanity intact? Or will he become a slave to the cheesy crunchy goodness of the perfect snack meme?