Brief Author Bio:

I stroke my metaphorical beard 5 days a week studying philosophy at UoE. I'm the one who sits at the back of everything I do looking grumpy, even though really, I love it. I have long hair which I expend all my effort on making even longer. I live with my two feline flatmates (they NEVER pay rent, the bums!) in a sanctuary of nerdishness between the Hibs stadium and Meadowbank stadium despite not even slightly caring about sport. I will sometimes be deliberately obtuse to analyse your subsequent attempts to elucidate. Yes, you.

I was definitely born in the wrong decade.

In 2005, "Zork" was a midway-point flop, but 2006's "Alnmouth for Alnwick" rolled into 50k days ahead of schedule.

I don't even have a plot for 2009 yet but I'm excited anyway. At the back of the class glaring at my hair trying to make it grow maybe, but still excited.