We're Definitely, Probably Going to Save the World
an excerpt

“You can't do that!” Jass managed, once he'd wrestled his way from Riley's grasp. “The pope banned it!”

“The pope bandit? What?” Riley responded, frantically splashing Trisha to keep her at bay.

“No! The pope banned it!” Jass responded, carefully inching to a better position, hand in position to splash.

Riley gave Jass an odd, odd look as he carefully moved back from Trisha. “The pope bandit? Did he steal the pope's hat or something?”

Jass stared blankly for a moment, then cracked up. “No, you idiot! The pope banned it! Banned! Like a... ban! He banned naked water fights.”