Brief Author Bio:

Usually know as Geo Holms, this fellow is know to drabble with stories that have odd beasties in them, whether they be mythological creatures or types of weasels, mostly with odd bouts of mental introspection.

He lives far in the depths of the Northwoods of the mainland US, seeking out a way to defeat the College Beastie and capture his muse, a raccoon with a flatcap and vest, and his fuzzy dementor-like sidekick, Ronts, using heat-seeking missiles and peanut butter.

Geo is dynamically random, to be prodded at your own risk, for he shall babble about things with the words "fuzzy" and "snazzy" and other double z words. But he's a nice enough fellow with a wit that even a foxglove-addled lemming can't understand properly.