Dear Bryan.
I am so sorry I bashed your skull in with a rock when I ran short of drama and needed another 10,000 words and a hospital scene.
Feel better soon.
Love,
The Writer.
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Nano 2005 - Siege at Rock Morrey - Accomplished
Nano 2006 - Attack of the Killer Lizards from Outer Space - Accomplished
Nano 2007 - Working Title: Strangers
50,033 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 23 43
Hey Alek,
Quit being a mama's boy and grow a spine!!!
xoxoxo,
WordsFromHer
5,076 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 23 44
Dear Sophia,
Please remove the stick from your ass. I can't give such a hot hero to such an uptight heroine.
Please go drink a glass of wine and soak in a hot tub for awhile, and return to me more relaxed.
Regards,
----------The Writer
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45,682 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 23 55
Dear Jules,
Sorry that I'm so intent on screwing up your life, and messing with your head.
I'm sorry for making you spend an entire night vomiting, sweating, shaking and crying because of your withdrawals, oh, and for having your back slammed into the doorframe as Charli pushed you into that room.
Sorry about that.
And I'm going to apologise in advance for giving you love wrapped in hell and hatred, and then when you finally unwrap those difficult layers, taking it away just as quickly.
I love ya all the same.
Regards,
The Miss
51,307 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 01 24
Dear Leandra
I know we've been friends for a while now, so this will hurt. I'm sorry you're going to have to take the intiative with Heramor for a while. But he's worth it, even if he is damaged goods.
Me
16,824 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 02 23
Dear Dajanna,
I'm sorry I took the love of your life away so it would fit the story line. I hope you feel better soon and anyway, knowing me, he'll be back in no time.
Someone has to save you. :p
Ceillean
----------"The first draft of anything is shit." -- Hemingway ^^
50,015 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 07 27
Dear Greer,
My regards to you for trying so hard to do the right thing. I appreciate that even though it's pointless. I also apologize for making your life miserable and asking my CP's for ideas about making it even worse. I know you'll get through it.
Me
----------http://www.talesfromthecrit.com/index.html, http://ajchase.blogspot.com/, http://www.myspace.com/ajchasebooks
57,308 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 07 29
Dear Gage:
For goodness sake, grow up and TELL her how you feel. Geez. YOu're not a 12 year old, you're a grown man. She is not a mind-reader, you know!
Best wishes,
----------your creator
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ~E.L. Doctorow
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Celestial Chicken Blog
50,132 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 07 30
Please remove the stick from your ass. I can't give such a hot hero to such an uptight heroine.
Please go drink a glass of wine and soak in a hot tub for awhile, and return to me more relaxed.
Regards,
The Writer
That totally cracked me up!
here's mine:
Dear Macsen,
Please grow a pair. You aren't much of a hero if you shriek at every single thing in the forest!
Love, Your God
20,300 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 08 32
Y'all are KILLING ME!
Dear Carla,
I'm sorry I made you a shop-o-holic bitch. I really needed the conflict.
Love
Meme
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----------http://www.amiestuart.com
ONCE IN A BLUE MOON ~ Liquid Silver Books
HANDS ON ~ Aphrodisia June 07
KINK in the BUILT Anthology ~ Aphrodisia August 07
NAILED ~ Aphrodisia June 08
MAKE U SWEAT ~ Aphrodisia September 08
http://www.amiestuart.com
HANDS ON ~ Aphrodisia June 07
KINK in the BUILT Anthology ~ Aphrodisia August 07
NAILED ~ Aphrodisia June 08
MAKE U SWEAT ~ Aphrodisia September 08
93,020 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 08 38
Dear Bethany,
Sorry I had to kill you, but I needed a way to get your bofriend single for the sequel! Hope that car accident didn't hurt too much.
Love always,
----------Ashley
Nano 05: Without A Past- ! 52K
Nano 06: So Much More Than Gold and Finding Alaska- ! 115K!
Nano 07: Made To Be Broken and Jersey Heart - 93K!
i may be crazy
but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
52,412 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 09 13
Dear Ben,
I'm really sorry that Kate is such immature little thing. She loves you, but she doesn't understand you yet. Rest assured, she'll be more mature when you see her again at Anzio (after she's served as an Army nurse in Africa and Sicily). Granted things won't be easy for you then either. You'll have to learn what is really important to you.
Alas that is a couple years and at least one book in the future. But be patient and your time will come.
Sincerely,
Vikki (the novelist that wants all of her characters to have a happy ending)
----------Go Tigers!
50,614 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 10 45
Dear Caro,
You are not crazy and have not read too many of those forbidden "novels". They are hiding something and you don't know it yet, but Jake's mother is going to try and ruin you. Just keep your ears open and listen to that little boy and your friend! Oh, and don't trust that girl Lisbeth, she's conniving.
-Me.
Dear Jake,
geez, way to be all cliche. Your fingers touched and it was like lightning? seriously...it was probably just static charge. And don't worry, Caro will realize she loves you eventually and even forgive that you slept with her cousin's wife, it wasn't really your fault anyway.
-Me.
Dear "Lord Ashby",
why and how have you taken this title? are you blackmailing Jake to not tell anyone cause of the whole he slept with your wife thing? Y'all weren't even married yet! And how can you take it out on your son, yes YOUR son...he's yours ....he was just a few weeks early....plus that boy knows things he shouldn't cause he listens when y'all are ignoring him.
-Me.
Dear John,
----------I'm sorry your parents suck, well your Dad anyway...your Mom is just kind of a ditz who made two really bad choices: 1) to marry your Dad. 2) to figure out that was bad and try and get out of it by sleeping with Jake.
NaNo '05: I Wish I May (won)
NaNo '06: I Wish I Might (won)
NaNo '07: Have This Wish
Genre: Romance
50,330 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 13 28
Dear Jackson:
I am so sorry that this is quickly becoming a very difficult time for you. It must be really disheartening to believe that no one appreciates your special abilities and that Lilly thinks you're a quack.
Speaking of Lilly, please be patient. Given that stick currently up her ass, I suspect she's been hanging out with Smitty's friend Sophia.
If you will just hang tough and not run away during the investigation/trial, things will turn out in your favor in the end and boy will it be worth it.
Your loving creator, M
----------What lies behind you and what lies before you is nothing compared to what lies within you ~ Emerson
2007 - Knowing Touch
15,675 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 13 34
Dear Jake,
geez, way to be all cliche. Your fingers touched and it was like lightning? seriously...it was probably just static charge. And don't worry, Caro will realize she loves you eventually and even forgive that you slept with her cousin's wife, it wasn't really your fault anyway.
-Me.
LOL, get out of my brain! :)
50,614 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 13 46
heh. the cliche part of the sleeping with the cousin's wife part? LMAO!
----------I imagine I'll edit the cliche out in Dec or so, but who knows it may "work" and have to stay in....hard to be sexy when you're having tea with your intended heroine, her cousin's wife (that you slept with), and your Mom!
NaNo '05: I Wish I May (won)
NaNo '06: I Wish I Might (won)
NaNo '07: Have This Wish
Genre: Romance
43,011 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 16 15
Dear Jack,
Please stop being so perfect. Its hard to create conflict when you're darn fabulous.
It doesn't make sense to me either why she isn't with you already...oh yeah, half a book to go that would be why....be patient, but mot too patient. It would help if you could be a little pissed of actually.
cappucinno
4,917 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 17 39
Dear Rosie,
I have no apologies to make. Your mess is your own, as your not unimpressive skills at manipulation seem to have worked on my brain, as well. You have the reigns. I only ask that you don't make so much of a fool of me as you have so far, as, you know, I am the one trapped in reality and don't have the dura and pia mater of my own meninges to keep me safe.
Yours,
----------One formerly known as 'The Author.'
www.fictionpress.com/~effervescentsentiments
10,850 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 17 45
Dear Bruce,
For God's sake call the police on Veronica. She staged her abduction to keep you away from Maddie, why can't you see that? You're a smart guy! Maddie's not going to wait around forever and there's about to be some competition for her (in about one more chapter, in fact!). Be a man and do the SMART thing.
Oh, and all those e-mail threats you've been getting. Yeah, that's gonna be a real problem for you. Sorry about that.
The Writer
----------There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come ~ Victor Hugo
11,024 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 17 57
Dear Blake
...erm...well...
Okay, let's face it, I'm not sorry at all. You think this is bad? Talk to Jarod.
yours truly
the official Bane of your Life.
----------Kim Knox
www.darknessandromance.wordpress.com
www.kim-knox.co.uk
17,081 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 17 57
Dear Gabriel:
You are supposed to be one of the most independently minded angels out there. Please go and retrieve your personality from whatever closet it is currently locked in. And don't fret too much about the whole fallen-from-grace thing. Give me enough material to complete this stupid word count, then chill. Where you guys are going, it really doesn't matter anyway. I promised Mom a happy ending, so you know you can trust me.
Kisses,
Your Creator
(No, not Him. The other one.)
17,081 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 18 02
Opps. Double post. Sorry.
26,482 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 19 04
Dear Natalia,
I'm terribly sorry for your unrequited love with David. I know you deny it on the outside, but you love him. But I had to break you guys up. Sorry for giving you such an awful boss. You can make through though! Emma is going to hate you for eternity. There's no use being nice to her.
Yours, the Writer
P.S. Don't get traumatized by those high fashion models. Let your wit strangle them.
50,087 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 19 17
Dear Aurora,
I happen to know for a fact that your husband is a philandering cad, and for this I apologize. You are smart, sharp-tongued, independent-minded, and strong. Why do you have this massive blind spot when it comes to Henry? I suggest that, as soon as the baby is born, you take it, file for divorce, and run away with the poor yet charming man I have no yet invented.
Love,
----------Your Author
Colbert '08! ...or Edwards, if I must.
50,087 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 20 32
oops, double post.
----------Colbert '08! ...or Edwards, if I must.
50,224 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 20 31
Dear Mac-
Please go away. I love you, but in this book you are only the ex-husband. Please leave the spotlight to the people who are meant to have it.
Love,
Me
50,563 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 20 45
Dear Elisa,
Please don't be so disheartened. Things will be looking up very soon -- and even now, you are far more blessed than you think you are. You might not have met him yet, but he's already looking out for you.
50,590 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 20 53
Dear Larry,
----------Sorry about having your girlfriend abducted by the government, and then having you discover her body in a shallow grave. I promise I'll make it up to you, so keep your chin up and your foot out of your mouth. Handy tip: Elizabeth likes Lemonheads.
Your pal,
Konk
Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
30,472 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 20 59
Dear Tatsuya:
It's just too sweet when you and Faye are sniping at each other with sarcasm. Try not to scare this little lady away, hm? When all's said and done, though it won't be easy, I'll have a happy ending for you...
Love,
Author
44,062 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 00 01
Dear Cameo,
Gullible. I told you he was bad news, didn't you read chapter three? You promised not to fall for the crazy hot vampire and look at you. You'd better do something about this because I don't think he will.
--Me
Dear Kezred,
You started it, you smart mouthed, sneaky, fang-faced, troublemaker. Now you have to fess up or give up, no side-stepping.
--Me
Dear Tanderious,
It's one little vampire, what's to be scared of when they call you Bogeyman? What could she possibly do to you? Everything will be fine, trust me.
--Me Again
Dear Maguire, Orion, Raven, and all the rest,
----------Wait yer damn turn.
--Me Still
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11,712 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 05 07
Dear Dominic,
I swear I will allow you to have actual dialogue, rather than just lurk in corners and stare wangstily at everything you cannot have, at some point.
Cheers,
Ash
Dear Estella,
You are being way more awesome than I ever thought you could be.
Love,
Ash
Dear James,
Will you start with the snark you promised to be so good at in my outline? Kthx.
Tentative Love,
----------Ash
Write down what it is you're thinking, take each day as it comes, you never know what's coming 'round the bend...