Seriously, I need something really punny.
My brain has just imploded from trying to think of food puns and music puns--I think trying to come up with stuff on the spot has made my inner cynic run away from the attention.
Anyone know any good ones?
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Nov 11, 2007 - 00 21
Is there any such thing as a good pun? I'm a fan of puns, the worse the better. here's one that happened the other day:
We were all sitting down at the table, after Mum had cut up the bread.
"How much bread can I have?" Scott asked
"I've cut enough that everyone get's three pieces each"
Several minutes later, everyone had taken three pieces and there was one piect suspiciously left over
"I thought you said there was three pieces for everyone?" Scott accused.
"oh, they must have bred"
*groans*
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Nov 11, 2007 - 13 30
How about using this website: http://www.punoftheday.com/
----------It has a section specifically for food-related puns, so it should help.
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Nov 11, 2007 - 18 39
That's excellent, danitollemache! I love those puns -- and I agree, the worse the better! But sometimes, a truly witty one can have me groaning with a smile on my face. :)
I'm totally going to have to use that somehow..
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Nov 16, 2007 - 17 03
Try Pierce Anthony's Xanth books. They're nothing but puns. It's a world where puns are real. They're great!
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Nov 16, 2007 - 18 58
If you're still short, http://community.livejournal.com/puns has a lot of delightful wrongness.
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Dic 3, 2007 - 21 59
I was eating dinner with my mom and brother the other day, and as usual I did not eat the chicken.
"Why don't you like chicken?!" my brother asked me for about the fifty billionth time in my life.
"I don't know," I shrugged. "I guess it just tastes foul."
I recomend Irregular Webcomic - most of the jokes are puns, and the ones that aren't are still very funny!
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Mar 18, 2008 - 14 16
Okay, I got one. It's really, really long, and I heard it on the radio. (note. In order to get it you have to have heard Joni Mitchell)
Okay, these builders found a field with all these mice in it, and they found out that these animals were rare Pretel's Meadow Jumping mice. So they went around telling people, "you can't put a parking lot here, it's the home of the rare Pretel's Meadow Jumping Mouse. And then, someone told them, "These are just comman Bohemian Meadow Jumping Mice!"
So now they pave Pretel's Mice, and put up a parking lot.
Ahahahahaha....