Dear...DEAR{*} (this one is different!)

Laura the Kansas hic
Dear...DEAR{*} (this one is different!)

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Oct 11, 2008 - 08 16

I think we sould have some fun before Nov, when we're too busy typing and freeking out to really do this kind of stuff.*^^*

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person you talked to one this site.)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Madenfine,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head In women's clothing and I saw you Carve your initials into The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
~Laura

(this is not real, but its fun, and don't forget to let the people you taged know that you taged them. link them to this page for the rules!)

Now for my victims!!*evil laugh*
I tag:
*Madenfine
*Elizibeth Z
*Mirkwoodelf
*lysistrata
*catlover12

HAVE FUN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

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"Talk sense to a fool, and he calls you foolish."

Laura the Kansas hic

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Posted on:
Oct 11, 2008 - 08 28

I forgot:
Do this (if they are not part of this region amd you want to write the meme about them)
Send it to them over nano mail! *^^* They'll just love it!\
~LAura

plswriterGlowing Halo
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Posted on:
Oct 11, 2008 - 11 55

Not to be a grump, but I have plenty of online stuff waiting on my attention, including a web site that I administer ... so count me OUT of this game!

Laura the Kansas hic

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Posted on:
Oct 11, 2008 - 12 53

*blush*
Nevermind then.....^^; heh.

plswriterGlowing Halo
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Oct 11, 2008 - 13 11

However, if you want to issue a little challenge for Nano ... that would be accepted!

Laura the Kansas hic

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Oct 11, 2008 - 15 26

plswriterGlowing Halo
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Oct 11, 2008 - 15 33

Page-not-found error ...

lysistrataGlowing Halo
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Posted on:
Oct 12, 2008 - 12 34

Laura - Okay, I admit that I haven't had time to actually do the game yet either, but I have read through the list of choices several times and it keeps giving me ideas for plot and characters. I love this kind of random generator stuff, especially when I am stuck. I may not be cool enough for the actual game, but I definitely appreciate this! Thanks for trying to get us thinking creatively!

Laura the Kansas hic

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Posted on:
Oct 13, 2008 - 11 45

T_T I'm glad! I was beginning to feel like a compleat idiot!

Oh,I don't know what the problem is with that picture. Its kind of irritating. I'm in advanced web pages and I can't even make a simple photoshop picture show up!! I'm going to beat this thing into a pulp...and then maybe it'll work...
~Laura

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