It's time for bed when...

Katling
It's time for bed when...

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Posted on:
Nov 2, 2009 - 03 29

...you type 'his shoulders shagging' followed by 'his shoulders snagging' before finally getting to the correct answer of 'his shoulders sagging'.

And on that note, I'm going to bed.
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Lauren E. MitchellGlowing Halo

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Nov 2, 2009 - 03 34

How do shoulders shag?

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Posted on:
Nov 2, 2009 - 04 26

Quite well, I'm told...

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Nov 2, 2009 - 04 44

you see daylight coming through your window.. with the furry purple plot bunny...

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Posted on:
Nov 2, 2009 - 05 34

Lauren E. Mitchell wrote:
How do shoulders shag?

Depends on if they're the shagger or the shaggee surely...

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Nov 2, 2009 - 06 17

(And it would be very hard for one shoulder to shag the other...)

you typye "I'm visiting my mum for a wee" instead of a week, especially when you live 800+ ks from her.. oh, and then you type 8,000+ instead... Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong drive, that one...

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Nov 2, 2009 - 06 58

...it's almost 2am and you know that there are things to do the next day (or would it be "later that day" ?)

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Lauren E. MitchellGlowing Halo

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Nov 2, 2009 - 08 13

...it's 3.12 AM and you've made all the LJ icons you can feasibly make, played Bejewelled for far too long, and generally have spent less time writing than procrastinating since midnight.

And you have no intention of writing anything else before bed anyway because your lack of coherence would kinda sorta mess with your plot.

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Chaypeta

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Nov 2, 2009 - 10 22

Shagging shoulders... bad visual image bad! I'm not going to be able to get that out of my head now.

I know I'm ready for bed. NOWWWWW!

But they won't let me go home. '_'.... A little issue about having to work to be paid. I envy you who sleep at night. *envy envy*

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Nov 3, 2009 - 04 27

When you've written so many spelling errors it does your head in. :/

And when you've spent more time talking to NaNo people on twitter more than you have on actually writing.

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Nov 4, 2009 - 02 39

Spellcheck wnats to make "aeroplane" into 2 words and you consider letting it because every word helps!

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Nov 4, 2009 - 02 40

Ninharsag wrote:
Spellcheck wnats to make "aeroplane" into 2 words and you consider letting it because every word helps!

LOL :P

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karmacrane

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Nov 4, 2009 - 05 02

when your finding you cant write words like "three"
and when you have lost all feeling in your feet

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Nov 4, 2009 - 05 18

Your character is merely staring blankly at everything because that's what you're doing.

Keldaryth

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Nov 4, 2009 - 17 55

...your boyfriend tells you it's time to turn off Dragon Age because both of you have to wake up in 7 hours time and go to work.

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Nov 5, 2009 - 01 52

your character kept yawning and nearly falls asleep just cause you are too

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Lauren E. MitchellGlowing Halo

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Posted on:
Nov 5, 2009 - 04 35

...your bum goes to sleep despite you being in the comfy chair.

I think my bum has the right idea.

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Blake21

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Nov 5, 2009 - 23 01

Ninharsag wrote:
Spellcheck wnats to make "aeroplane" into 2 words and you consider letting it because every word helps!

lol,

when you consider changing the charactors name to "MR A B" because you can't misspell single letter words.

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Nov 6, 2009 - 07 04

You know you want to go to bed but you're too tired to move.

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Nov 7, 2009 - 06 58

when you cannot remember what you just wrote and start writing about what your thinking and it has nothing to do with the story. good night NaNo-ers I hope I get as much done later, as i did these past 18 hrs got about 2800 done today tomorrows goal to hit 5 or 6,000 not sure yet depending on how much time I get free

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Nov 10, 2009 - 02 34

You update your word count to "2185" instead of "20185" and then feel a jolt of panic as you check your stats graph wondering where the bar for the day has gone...

NinharsagGlowing Halo

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Nov 23, 2009 - 01 57

You reject the succinct "police" in favour of "law enforcement officials" (there's another two words)!

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Posted on:
Nov 23, 2009 - 09 15

You write this:
"Well there you go little peeps, Now can we have one. lol" Asked Christie.
"One what?" Asked the forklift drivers, but no one knew what he was talking about.

And realise that not only did you just insert both a forklift driver and YOURSELF into your story, you don't actually remember doing it. You just blinked a few times and it was there.
Apparently when I fall asleep, my fingers keep tapping at the keyboard.

Edit: Also, when you realise that you're making your newly inserted characters say 'lol' and 'lmao' out loud in a verbal conversation.

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BBel

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Nov 23, 2009 - 15 50

malicemadden wrote:
You write this:

Edit: Also, when you realise that you're making your newly inserted characters say 'lol' and 'lmao' out loud in a verbal conversation.

How could you! Laugh Out Loud is two extra words! What a waste :)

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