Synopsis: Of Ledgers and Legions

It's not easy being a legendary creature in the modern world, even if "legendary" was one of the larger minority groups. But just because there were a lot of people out there like you, broadly speaking, it didn't mean you wanted to be visible. Unfortunately, nothing is so unavoidable as death and taxes, and if you don't die (and have an employment history going back more than a single mortal life time), who does your taxes?