Synopsis: Randomness, The Insane One

My goal was to essentially see what I could make out of the following items:

- Sock Monkey
- Hand Lotion
- Little Dude
- Book
- Hair brush

And the following plot twists:

- The villain and the good guy are gay; they get it on in the end of the book.
- The weapon is actually normal; the glow is uranium.
- At some point in time, the elf pops out of nowhere with an Uzi and says, “Your GP or your HP?”
- There’s a cougar walking around NYC for no particular reason; the cougar speaks French.
- At the beginning, a plant eats James while he and I are talking about what to put in the book.
- The villain controls alien robots that can run on water.

(James is my brother).

It's turning out...interestingly...