Synopsis: Druj Nelson and the Forces of Order

What is the eternal war, the unending struggle that shapes every facet of our lives? Is it good vs evil? Surely not! It's order vs disorder (entropy vs negentropy), and without a balance, life sucks for everyone. Luckily, whenever the Farces of Order are preparing to exist, Dr Druj Nelson (B.A. in B.S. and spot on with a Schrodinger gun) is there to fiddle the pieces. Watch him as he bravely pulls the Bavarian Fire Alarm on dystopia and throws a pun into the machinery of The Order. Holy text -- do not use as toilet tissue / eyes only -- do not read actual size.