Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
About O.K.H
Location: Hopewell Junction, New York
Age:18
Favorite novels: A Dirty Job, The Maximum ride series
Favorite writers: Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman
Favorite music: Anything ROCK!
Non-noveling interests: Internet, Video games, WoW, Practicing of Psionic powers, travelling, being strange,
Joined date: Octubre 15, 2007
NaNoWriMo posts: 9
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ACT!
an excerpt
When the Whiteland Inc. Jeep reached the rubble of what was once the front wall of Possibility, it was greeted with a small army of Graycoats, the first, and last line of defense of Possibility. No one has ever passed this bunch of uniformed soldiers and mages without getting hurt/maimed/killed in some way or another.
It was usually the third option.
So one lone jeep stopped in front of the teeming army of defenders, and Scarlet stepped out of the off-roader with the elegance of a celebrity stepping out of a limo, sunglasses and all. She swung her hair back with a breath, and walked right up to the captain of the squad.
She said in a soft, luscious voice, "May I help you?"
The captain said in a authoritative voice,"Ma'am, this area is off limits to civilians, I must ask you to leave."
"Civilian?" Scarlet looked surprised for a moment, she began to lean onto the captain teasingly, "I'm just here... To be 'moral' support...."
"I don't know what you're talking about lady, there's nothing 'Moral' about this." The captain said flatly, trying to sound as professional as possible with a woman hanging on him.
"Oh yeah?" She looked around at the other soldiers gawking at her, "It seems the boys think otherwise." Scarlet got off the captain and put a hand to the collar of her dress, "How bout it boys?"
The cheers and catcalls of the soldiers betrayed the captain, and the organized army gathered around Scarlet, all of them fighting to get a better view.
"Come on boys, get closer, don't be shy..." The zipper began to slide off her chest.
And they did, of course.
Soon, two breasts, perfect in every way, showed themselves to the eager eyes of the Graycoat army. The soldiers stared at them with awe. It was if the woman stole them from the goddesses themselves, some wondered if they were real, most didn't care. All of them had urges that they repressed through years of training and hard work, and now it was all coming back to haunt them.
Not one of them noticed the Whiteland Inc. Light-sound destroyer (LSD) Flashbang grenade hidden between the two breasts of Athena.
A blinding light filled the unprotected eyes of the Graycoat soldiers. Their ringing ears failed to hear the jeep doors opening again, two burly men, hefting identical gattling guns stepping out of the car.. Scarlet took the plugs out of her ears, stepped back, and let her boys clean house. There were fifty soldiers defending the ruins of the front wall. When the bullets rained down upon the dazed army, there were none left.


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