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About silverwolf42Location: Emporia, KS Home Region: Age:22 Non-noveling interests: Photography, sketching, sewing, doing nothing |
Joined: Octubre 7, 2002 This Year: Official Participant NaNoWriMo History: NaNoWriMo posts: 106 NaNoWriMo buddies: 5
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Brief Author Bio: K. Patrick |
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Synopsis: We interrupt your regularly scheduled evil to bring you this important announcement.
Or more briefly, Evil Interrupted.
Carlaric is an evil mastermind, rapidly gaining repute despite his relatively young age and inexperience in the field. He is determined to do things right... er, badly, actually... and to make a name for himself as the greatest villain of the land. Unfortunately, Fate herself pulls Carlaric aside, and tells him that he is to take care of a certain young girl. "This girl is the key to the future," Fate tells him.
"Shouldn't I destroy her, then?" Carlaric asks. "I am evil, you know."
"Ah, but don't you want to live to achieve all of your evil objectives? Hard to rule the world if it dies."
"Well, you have a point there," Carlaric has to admit, and his fate is sealed. How in the world is he supposed to terrorize villagers, fight off heroes, manage his evil legion, AND gain a reputation in the evil community with a little blond-haired, blue-eyed, angel child in tow?
Excerpt: We interrupt your regularly scheduled evil to bring you this important announcement.
Greetings, my fellow evil-doers. Certain students in evil have asked what daily life is like for a villain, so I have decided to share my to-do list with you. I have even annotated it, out of the “goodness” of my heart. Kindly refrain from sharing this list with any heroes, though I suppose it may do to incite a little panic and hysteria among townspeople, which is always a plus, so if it gets posted on any village forums, I suppose I could forgive you just this once.
1. Eat breakfast.
Don’t knock it! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and will help kick-start that twisted brain of yours. Keeping up with dull-witted heroes isn’t usually much of a challenge, but they can be unpredictable, and I don’t know how many devious plots have been foiled because their undertaker was distracted by hunger. None have been mine, of course… well, alright, one. It was a small one. The hero involved was suitably punished. I also refrained from sending him a toaster when he married that skanky girlfriend of his.
Anyways, I recommend a breakfast that will stick with you through the day, something with protein and some carbs and maybe some fiber. But stay away from the really sugary stuff. Not only does it rot your teeth (and everyone knows the most villainous smiles are a bright white) it can also give you a rush—which could potentially lead you to double your order for young crocodiles—followed by a crash—and who knows what might happen while you’re napping in your study? Your kitchen could catch on fire, your right hand man could quit, or the double-order of crocodiles could arrive early, catching your whole staff off-guard and flooding your moat with ravenous reptiles. Or all three. Which is what happened to me yesterday, hence why the rest of the Gleeful Sugar-Donuts are in the garbage, and why I am currently indulging in a fried egg on an english muffin, with some peanut butter and toast on the side. Which also brings me to my next point.
CONTINUE READING AT http://evilinterrupted.wordpress.com/
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