Synopsis: East of Heaven

Things start to go bad quickly after a poorly planned high school science experiment accidentally annihilates the human race. Heaven is filled to capacity, Hell—now a popular destination for New York snowbirds—is having a wicked time trying to overcome serious image problems, and God himself has become thoroughly depressed over the loss of his prized subjects.

Enter Sunday Malardy, the last baby born on Earth before the fateful AP Physics project. An awkward pseudo-celebrity, Sunday is quite happy with her afterlife, thankyouverymuch.

Until the day when she’s summoned to God’s office and finds him with a wild grin on his face, a far cry from the down-and-out figure so regularly portrayed in the tabloid media. Of course, there’s a good reason for the new mood: done mourning the human race after a mere seventeen years, God has decided to get back on the horse and start over with a thoroughly improved version!

And unfortunately for Sunday, being the final human born before the experiment, she’s the most updated thing God has to go on. Pseudo-celebrity no longer—now Sunday Malardy gets to be the prototype for the new human race!

Pardon if it doesn’t knock her socks off.