Excerpt:

It was a dark and stormy night. No. Seriously. It really was dark, especially considering it was about one o'clock in the morning, and it was raining with a rather generous helping of thunder and lightning, the latter casting gobs of...well...light all over the place while the former rumbled like the gods were busy knocking each other up...er...I mean over, in their giant house in the sky. Or underworld, or alternate dimension as the case may be