Synopsis: Don't Think About The Elephant; OR, Swimming The Depths Of The Dirac Sea

James is an aspiring novelist whose luck just ran out: his precious novel he'd worked on for years has been rejected by every publisher he could find; his water just got shut off; his girlfriend left him, and took his dog; and he has just seven days to make enough money to pay back his delinquent rent and credit payments before he gets evicted and some credit card company thugs come to break his knee caps. That's when his bad influence best friend offers him a chance at some quick money.

Once in the bank, though, things go terribly wrong.