Synopsis: Rant

It's a memoir of the past year or so. My mom stopped talking to me and decided to kick me and my family out of her house (she was living in her condo elsewhere). My disabled husband, a genius mathematician was working at home when his parkinson's took a turn for the worse, virtually paralyzing him. He decided he would end his life. My mom unexpectedly died suddenly and my husband followed 8 days later. Next, I met a man on the internet and took my daughter with me to Alsace to be with him. This frenchman is a hot, sexy, retired miner who is disappointed with my face. He finds himself unable to love me because I am not as pretty as a nubile super model; but we're stuck here til January. My daughter turned 5 in France. She spoke not one word of French when we got here in March and now she answers MY vocabulary questions. She is the nicest thing in my life and is becoming an ever more interesting individual. In the meantime, I have inherited the house my mom intended to kick us out of, so I will be hosting write-ins in my living room for NaNoWriMo 2009. It's an interesting life, the words are flowing freely.