Erotic Dares

I'm surprised no one is doing this.

I'd like to see a female character pull off a sexual hat trick in a place like a restaurant. For instance I'd like to see her have sex with the waiter, the bus-boy, and the bartender in the course of the dinner, all without her partner being aware.

Easy to write unless you try to do it convincingly.

More funny than erotic but...

Have character go shopping for toys, lingerie, etc.. and then have them spill the contents of their bag somewhere in public.

(that so totally did not happen to me yesterday *facepalm*) #

Bonus points if someone picks something up for him/her
double bonus points if they have sex involving wehatever is picked up

(neither one of those did,t hough :P)

I'd like to see someone be brave enough to write about someone else farting during sex AND make it so it doesn't ruin the mood. No one has to like it, but they should be able to get over it and... er.... continue. :) *is evil*

Two words: Clown Sex.

Everyone participating must wear a frilly pink ruffle.

Extra Bonus points for each unicycle involved.

Double Bonus points if someone wears white face.

Triple Bonus Points if Bill Irwin directs.

INFINITE Bonus Points if Bill Irwin participates.

(Fine. I admit it: I have a Bill Irwin Fetish.)

Sex in a tree! (not done it myself, know people who have: it's entirely possible, but good tree selection is important for a host of reasons: the view, the leaf cover, privacy, comfort, stability, ease of climbing, whether the thing will shake like crazy or the branches will break...)
Bonus points for: squirrels aggressively gathering nuts in the tree; woodpeckers; ants!

Before I read this thread, I wrote a scene in a treehouse--does that count? Half credit?

Someone peeing during sex when they didn't mean to/not in to it and shrugging it off and continuing on.

Someone having sex during a funeral.

Someone having sex while talking on the phone to their husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/soulmate.

Okay, I have a new one (yes, all of this is one dare) (you can take parts of it or twist it or whatever) (Yes, I just thought up the first one, got the idea from a movie for the second and actually did a fanfiction sort of, of the last one)

Okay, two people walking through the woods for some reason, one lying to the other saying there going to do something different from what they are really doing.

They are talking and as the one person opens their mouths and starts to say something they are cut off by someone gagging them from behind (with something (DP if its a ball gag).

The other person turns around and sees it and doesn't do anything. The person caught is surprised and feeling betrayed. As the person's distracted the other person ties the gag but when the person lets go to tie their wrists behind their back, the person tries to get away but is caught by the wrists before they take more than a step. Ties hands behind back. Trips forward when the person lets go, nearly coming nose to croth with the person who brought them here catcches them and sets them back on their feet. Other person proceeds to put a leg spreader on the gagged person. After that the person sets the person on the ground, back on the groud.

(If the person is male) Takes a wierd looking toy that's has the head of a tack but is made of cloth and rounded on the bottom. Puts it in the persons slit to prevent person from leaking - made to stay on by encasing cock in either a condom or something similar. (May put on a cock ring to prevent orgasm).

(If male) Puts vibrating butt plug or dildo in ass, in both holes if female. Than the two tease the person for a while (TP if all three are male or all female).

Walks well out of sight and hides and watches. Wolf comes along and is curiously sniffing. Growls when wolf preceives peron of being insoburdonate by trying to get away. Puts jaws around neck to make person submit and growls low in throat as a dominating gesture. Than after person 'submits' wolf lays between persons legs to 'groom' person.

(Evil cackle) *Looks above* Hm, a little twisted but I'm sure there's worse.

did you just make this up or do you fantasize about this stuff? haha you have a pretty funny imagination.

So does it count if one of my characters give another character a hand job in a tree?

Well i had an erotic dare but it has already been done. the dare.....to perfom sexual acts in the oval office. Damn you Monica.damn you.

Honestly guys...This is childish...GO WITH SOMETHING BIGGER:

An evil guy slapping a leach and coller on a girl striping her naked and dragging her threw public like a dog.....>.>

Yes I am crazy MUHAHAHAHAHAHA...*Cough*

Be funnier if a dominatrix did it to a guy...

What you want more then that...How about....I'll take sex in a tree with a squirrel intervening...IN A VERY BAD WAY if you catch my drift.....

And I think I'll give you one more....Off the beaten path for most....Its a Yiff idea but would be cool...Seen a Orca yiffing a Fox once...VERY interesting...

Their you go... A little fun for everyone...And to the Clown sex guy.....one thing to say to you....

WTF is wrong with you....Mimes are better.....Funny as hell watching a mime stop being silent as he is forced to moan from some chick doing him then that one sound trashing the mood

Blech! I might end up writing that from the perspective of the onlookers, who did not consent to being part of other people's kink drama, even if the sub in the collar did! It's authorially intriguing in such an unerotic way.

I have a dare. Have your main character change sexes half way through the novel. Doesn't matter how it happens, surgically or magically, writing about the fallout will pad your novel nicely, so do it! I'd LOVE to see some of the results if anyone decides to do it.

Also bonus points if it's female to male sex change.

Sex on a trampoline, of course outside, next door to the local police station, while husband or wife AND a brother-in-law are inside the house with the possibility of stepping to the back door and turning on the porch light (which would light up the whole back yard where the trampoline sits) AND/OR local police officer stepping out the side door of the police station (clear view from the door to the trampoline.

Oh yes ... the bounce of the trampoline ... thrill of the possibility of getting caught ... some good stuff.

I have a body swap sequence, does that count?

Also intend to write genderswap at some point, and all scenes are from the POV of my female character, so that's two long scenes where she's dealing with developing dangly bits.

She changes back each time, when she wakes up, but I'm having hella fun writing it!

I'm so doing this one :D (The tree one, but no bonus points)

Moonlite Night, I was actually able to work one of my characters into talking on the phone with her husband while having sex with another. (He is her estranged husband, so don't know if that counts for as much, but I thought it did a lot of good for the scene.) It was a brief conversation, but I would like to thank you for the suggestion because it was a good way of showing this woman's sex life and the random things that can and do happen every day.

Jarodi, I think I'm going to take you up on this and I'll even go for "convincingly" because my female MC is being "made" to do this by her Dom. Thanks for the suggestions all, they are very much helping my word count!...:)

Write your sex scenes entirely through farm metaphors. ENTIRELY. i.e. "he plowed her furrow." Points, of course, increase with creativity.

To the guy above:Ok honestly...If anyone can pull that off I want to read it...Creative or not....I wanna see...

Thaks to the song i'm listning to Another furry related scean....Any flying anthro with another anthro....Ok Picutre this...Sex in a nose dive....Bonus if the male splaters...tripple points if they both survive only to be hit by a plane lol...Kidding...Serously..Nose dive sex...

Lets see....simple and cleam...Sexy with a rock star...Bonus points if its MJ and tripple points if its MJ with a girl around his age>.>.....

Oh and as a note....I got the band Nightwish in my story WOOT....Well...Not the band persay...Just some of their song names and band refrence....>.>

"Someone having sex during a funeral."

Bonus points if it's with the corpse. :D

Extra bonus points if it's an open casket.

Have your incredibly macho straight hero get involved in a same sex situation and enjoy it.

Hi we English have all the fun. We are more repressed - so that when we do it - it is always fun.

Handcuffs, chains and blindfolds - we lead the world on doing that.

Splosh - the fun or really going over the top with slap stick, pouring custard down the knickers etc. Ultimate fantasy is sploshing the bride and groom. Could be almost like a duel where one throws or then the other.

The English upper classes are into be caned by leather clad beauty

The dice game (s) If you shake a 1 you take all your clothes off 2 to 6 we'll watch TV.

or 2 dice 1 is mouth, 2 is left hand, 3 is right hand, 4 breast, 5 back and 6 guess where.
A couple shakes 1 1 they kiss or 6 6 they shake hands or something.

Having sex at a wedding in the brides dress and getting mistaken for her when int truth it is the groom all along

My thing lately has been public transit.

Sex while standing on a crowded bus, knowing that the crowd gets thinner at every stop and the three year old squirming on their Mom's lap is watching and giggling.

A complete erotic mind fuck - making him cum in his pants on the skytrain without actually touching him.

I'll take the farting one; I've done that myself (I was pregnant, gassy and it was the first thing in the morning, lemmie alone). We just kinda giggled and continued.

I dare you to include the following; a young couple are staying with/visiting his parents for a while, and one evening they do what comes naturally. They're very discreet; covers up to shoulder height, quiet, etc. And of course, the mum comes in.

Bonus points if she doesn't notice and they continue once she's gone.

Extra bonus points if you do what I did; they don't move (apart from the girl trying to melt into the bed between the pillows) and he stays put, mid-thrust, while his mum gives him a breif shopping list and asks him to go out. There's a very long pause, ended with a rather tense "in a minute?" Mother finally twigs to what's happening and runs out of the room as fast as possible with a squeak/mutter/etc.

I also dare you to involve the safe sex talk between a young pregnant woman and her fiance's austistic 17 y/o brother (who's just started getting heavy with his girlfriend). Hilarity and akwardness abounds.

Ooh, and another one for pure fun; someone uses flavoured lube (ever notice how strong it is?) as flavouring in cake icing. Bonus if they serve it to mother/grandmother/the kids/etc and especially if it's complimented. *Especially* if it's by someone who knows what it is. (My nan. Cherry flavour. She knew *exactly* what it was and she loved it. Complimented me afterwards for my ingenuity, too).

Here's an idea - Write about moonlighting as a stuntman in a porn flick. You would be the stuntperson called in for those 'hard' sexual stunts that the porn stars just won't (or are afraid to) do. Think something like . . . Systems Analyst by day, stuntman porn star by night . . . .

I've done a lot of your dares...I've done more than I should admit. haha I guess this IS the right genre for me.

I have gotten some new ideas too by the way...(oh and scenes for my novel too) :]

As for my dares...I'd have to say getting nailed in a package car, during the middle of sort, cameras going, supervisors walking the box lines, trying not to rock the truck, trying not to be loud enough for it to echo, and both fully getting their nut on.

My head is spinning with naughty thoughts, and I've got to get ready for work. Maybe I should have waited to do this until after I got home.

Triple bonus points if the person later gets arrested? XD

Oh, some of these are so tempting...
*tucks away for NaNo '08*

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