Whats your favourite line so far?

She sounds like a vibrator.

Mine is "Butt fuck me,"

Or quite possibly. "Pan, explain to me why it is you are prancing around in my class room, dressed in a tutu and pretending to be a fairy."

"But Ma'am, I am a fairy." (remember, gay catholic school boys.)

Nice and purple, definitely no inner editor there. -) and yes she does sound like a vibrator......

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2005 - Insert Name Here
2006 - End of Daze
2007 - Welcome to the dog park

"[...] the only features that stood out were [...] the massive bags that she carried under her eyes like a Louis Vuitton handbag."

Horfhorfhorf. I am so funny.

I'm 5000 words in and it's already beginning to drag. I want to get them out of the airport already, and the two characters who AREN'T on a plane aren't very interesting thus far. I can make Tedward enter a poetry contest or something, but the FMC is annoying me.

I might just have her killed and let Tedward run off with the Sexy Vampire Worshippers from Down the State. It would make things a lot more interesting.

Yep, kill her and let Ted have some fun. No point in getting bored on day one.

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2005 - Insert Name Here
2006 - End of Daze
2007 - Welcome to the dog park

Maybe I should make it Death by Neighbours. It'd turn out realistic, at the very least.

Oh yes, you heard right. HOMOS

My First NaNo! ^.^

There seems to be a theme developing here. The forums are a lot more interesting this year. You should compare notes with Killing Spiders (that is one crazy name).

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2005 - Insert Name Here
2006 - End of Daze
2007 - Welcome to the dog park

Oh no, it's more of a one-offer...

Here, this will set you more on track:

Oh wait... >.>

My First NaNo! ^.^

My favourite line so far:

"And in Hayward tonight," the weatherman said, pointing at Martin's neighbourhood, "you can expect heavy rains of fish, clearing towards morning."

It manages to incorporate two dares at once, too!

My favourite line so far is a bit of a long one:

2005 - "Trevor James: Space Actor"
2006 - "Writing a Novel"
2007 - "Basil Turret and the Prisoner of Algebra"

Oh my, still loling on that one xD

My First NaNo! ^.^

Wow. I'm not sure I should be allowed to post, I don't have any hardcore guy-on-guy action anywhere in my story :). Seems to have been a prerequisite this year.

From what little I have (which is a scene and a half. Yeah, I'm really gonna do well this year :)), my favourite line so far is when our heroes discover the villains -- a group of crazy college anarchists -- have named themselves after a mythological diety who personifies primordial chaos. "How cutely pretentious. College students should never be supervillains."

Well, if we're going for naughty lines, I'll have to nominate this:

The swell of her breasts strained the fabric in ways that he did not want to think about.

Other than that, my favourite so far is probably this paragraph, which I've been so looking forward to writing for at least a week now -- although there's nothing particularly special about it:

"Three months ago," he said to her at last, "I was nothing more than a moisture farmer, high on dreams but low on prospects. Three months ago, despite my dreams, I thought I would never leave this planet." He blew gently on his hand, and the last few grains of sand puffed away. "One month ago, I thought I would never see the place again. Yet here we are. Ratatouille."

2005 - Array Wars Episode 1.0: The New Hope Strikes Back [60522]
2006 - Array Wars Episode 2.0: Return of the Phantom Menace [73689]
2007 - Array Wars Episode 3.0: Attack of the Stiff [?????]

I'm gonna cheat and post my two favourites XD

Keep in mind that I have no idea where this plot is going and that I've not planned a word of it. I'm really not a horrible person *weeps*

"The velocity of his ejaculation was enough to blast most of the worms off the rotting woman’s face, leaving the rest to squirm in agony as the acidic man-juice burned their flesh."

AND

"Once she could bring on an erection, her now useless porker would inflate to proportions so gigantic she’d be able to tear through the walls that imprisoned her, to smash the wood with her wood, to ejaculate her way to freedom.

From the Prologue written yesterday:

It appeared that Dr Ahmed Al Ghazi was a man who could appreciate a joke when he heard it, even if in his last few moments of life, the Iraqi-born, Oxford-educated, recipient of a first-class Masters in Particle Physics and PhD in Nuclear Physics, and ardent supporter of Islamic fundamentalism smiled in response before dying.

And here we go with Chapter 1.

Jesus Fri I thought the others were going hard (pun intended).....

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2005 - Insert Name Here
2006 - End of Daze
2007 - Welcome to the dog park

o_O

Good lord in heaven...

That's, um, wow. Wow.

My favourite line so far is short, but sweet.

Also, there is a spaceship.

I want that on my tombstone.
(and I want my tombstone to be a 3-micron thick silicon chip, encoded with my genetic information, and set loose in the Caspian. Sentimental much?)

"Whatever lady," one of the rebellious teens said while flapping one of his rebellious hands at her.

Favourite line so far. But soon I'm applauding and flooding a classroom so that may change. My characters may scream in horror in purple prose world too...

Jechocochan

"“Well, nice to see you again,” Pan mutters, his tone dejected.

I’m just glad he’s not babbling anymore, he was like a fucking chipmunk."

Hrm. I don't really have any really good lines thus far. So far, I'd have to vote for this one:

"All in all, she looked exactly like a dead teenaged mage should."

If we can do short paragraphs, however...

"No matter what she did, her lightning didn't seem to damage the ship (unless she wanted it to, anyway- there was a burn on the deck that said she could damage the ship if she really wanted to. Of course, she'd been almost knocked unconscious by the sheer effort it took to concentrate all that lightning in one spot, and the Captain had yelled at her for hours afterwards, but at least she had proof)."

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Nano '06: Waking Dreams :~: Won
Nano '07: Lines Drawn In Red :~: We'll see

"Summonsed by an hysterical phone call from his daughter's best friend, Robert had no idea what kind of situation he was about to drive into but, whatever it was, he was getting there fast."

I just wrote that, and I'm rather proud of it! Anyway ... back to grindstone ...

Title: Undecided
Plot: Undecided
Main Character: Undecided
Ending: Undecided

Ah hell ... I have no idea what I'm doing except holding on for the ride.

"He paced around his small Queenslander home, almost envying smokers for their ability to busy themselves in what seemed to be a relaxing bloodsport."

Here's to the creation of meaning.

My fav line so far would probably be this one:

Now scientists have debated how a tiny sea snails broken wind could kill a fish, and the only thing they could agree on was to have coffee with their slice.

I'm artistic, so of course I'm a few marbles short of a full bag!

NaNo '07: Crossing The Atlantic In A Bathtub. (Pending)
NaNo '06: A Rock Star's Guide To Taking Over The World. (In print)

I could find a favourite paragraph easier than a line, but if pressed I'd probably offer up this one:

"It was a comfortable couch on any given day, but at this moment it was as though it were stuffed with marshmallows, woven with angel hair, and built with a frame of moonbeams. "

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

He had some calls to make. These were not the sort of calls you just make over the phone. He collected his gun at the main desk. These were not the sort of calls you make unarmed.